Friday, August 31, 2012

The Sensational She-Hulk 31: The Real Issue 9?

Somehow writer/artist John Byrne was convinced to return to She-Hulk.  He immediately picks up where he left off with She-Hulk waking up from a weird dream (presumably issues 9-30).  The metafictional approach to storytelling is back, and the comic is even better than the last couple of Byrne issues.  The silly villain this time is Spragg The Living Hill, one of Stan Lee and Jack Kirby's pre-superhero Marvel monsters.  Basically, it's a hill with eyes and a mouth.  It's hard to look at without laughing.  However, how would you like to fight a hill?  Not so funny now, huh, tough guy?

Here are some random thoughts on this issue:

*Renee Witterstaetter has no assistant editor.  I've always wondered why Marvel had so many editors in the first place.  And why did they need assistants?  How hard is it to hire people to draw a comic book and make sure the letterer, who one has to hire as well, doesn't mix up "it's" and "its"?

*Byrne keeps She-Hulk's flying car, which she received from Al The Alien and U.S. during her outer space adventure.  It's sort of a jauntier version of Wonder Woman's invisible plane.  Like She-Hulk herself, the car is green.

*Byrne kills off a Milli Vanilli knockoff called Milo Vinyl.  Byrne just made the two lip syncers one person and white and then dead.  Byrne is a vicious music critic.

*With the metafiction back in the story, it disappears from the letters page, which is now answered by the editor (or Byrne pretending to be the editor, which apparently happened a lot when he worked on corporate comics).

*I have all the Byrne She-Hulks.  When I was getting ready to reread the series, I realized I missed one.  It took a while to track it down (which is why this is the next to last series in my collection), but my buddy Bob helped me out and found it for me.  Once my collection was complete, I realized nirvana.  For five minutes.  Then I felt the pang of desire again.  I got hungry.

Thursday, August 30, 2012

The Sensational She-Hulk 23: The Phantom Blonde!

23 is the last Steve Gerber issue that I have, and it's apparently also the last issue Gerber wrote.  The end of his run is much stronger than the beginning.  Unfortunately, co-writer Buzz Dixon may be the reason why.  This issue sees the wrapup of the Las Vegas storyline and the debut of a new Blonde Phantom, Weezi's daughter, who calls herself The Phantom Blonde.  The Phantom Blonde wouldn't go on to become a breakout comic character, but she fits in well with the zaniness of the She-Hulk series.

Here are some random thoughts on this issue:

*The Bullpen Bulletins, a Marvel hypepage, notes that two former creators associated with She-Hulk, Stan Lee and John Byrne, were working together on a series called Marvel World Of Tomorrow.  It never quite came together, but bits of it developed into the Marvel 2099 titles, a look at the future of the Marvel universe, and Byrne's 2112 and Next Men creator-owned sci-fi series.

*The Abominatrix punches She-Hulk through Vegas Vic, the famous neon cowboy sign of Las Vegas.  Gerber seems to delight in destroying his town.

*The Byrne corner picture gets replaced.  Ironic then that Byrne would be returning in a few issues when new editor Renee Witterstaetter invited him back.  We don't have to wait so long though as Byrne's return is the next issue I have.

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

The Sensational She-Hulk 21: The Abominatrix Arrives!

21 is pretty fun.  Writer Steve Gerber comes up with a female version of the classic Hulk villain The Abomination:  The Abominatrix.  She likes to watch soap operas and smash things.  The rest of the issue is devoted to She-Hulk romping through Gerber's adopted hometown of Las Vegas.

Here are some random thoughts on this issue:

*Gerber co-wrote this issue with one of his animation industry buddies Buzz Dixon.  It's likely that Dixon scripted it from Gerber's plot.  Gerber had a track record of getting behind on deadlines, and Dixon helped him out on Destroyer Duck before as well.

*The plot springs into motion based on a case from The Blonde Phantom's past, a case marked "Rosebud", a reference to Citizen Kane, of course.

*The satire this issue is aimed at the savings and loan scandal and its posterchild Charles Keating, complete with Keating's somewhat ironic obsession with fighting smut, at least in its pornographic form (ripping off people for their money apparently didn't bother him so much--say what you will about pornographers but at least they give people a good time in return for their money), and crazy, large scale real estate ventures.

*One of the issues I missed, 18, sounds fun.  Apparently it starred Dr. Doom.  That's Dr. Bob Doom, a dentist, and not The Fantastic Four's archfoe.  The next time New Dimension Comics in Ellwood City, Pennsylvania USA opens up their dollar comic vault (imagine a huge basement filled with back issues of comics, all in alphabetical order and all for a dollar each), I might have to pick that one up.  It's a bit sad that I can pay less for a copy of She-Hulk today than someone would have in 1990, and that's including twentysome years of inflation.  In a related note, presidential candidate Ron Paul likes to claim that inflation went wild once Nixon took the USA off the gold standard in the early 1970s.  Based on the price of comic books, Paul's claim might have some merit.  Comics started out as a dime in the 1930s.  They shrunk in size, but were still only 15 or 20 cents in the early 1970s.  Today, the average price is $2.99.  True, today they're printed on better paper and sold in a different distribution system, but in their first few decades the comics went up a nickel or a dime, but since the 1970s the price has jumped more than tenfold.  I don't know if that means we should go back on the gold standard, but it does give new meaning to the phrase "the Golden Age of comics."  And, in regard to the Golden Age, next issue apparently features She-Hulk traveling back in time to the 1940s to team with Captain America and the rest of The All Winners Squad.  I might have to pick up that issue sometime as well.  Our next stop though is 23, my last Gerber She-Hulk.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

The Sensational She-Hulk 17: It Gets Sillier

The grand finale of "The Cosmic Squish Principle" gets even sillier (it also somehow stretched back to four issues long, of which I missed the third).  Don't worry though, She-Hulk, Howard The Duck, The Blonde Phantom, and The Terror manage to get the universe back into shape.  17 is not quite as good as issue 15, but it is still a lot of fun.

Here are some random thoughts on this issue:

*Before comic shops commonly had UPC scanners, comics would drop the UPC code for the direct market and replace it with a little piece of artwork.  On this issue, that space is used to announce the story title.  The cover also has dialogue on it, something that became rarer and rarer in comics throughout the 1990s and beyond.

*Writer Steve Gerber has She-Hulk and the gang pass over St. Louis, his hometown, in their flying car.  He also mentions Henderson, Nevada, a suburb of Las Vegas, where he lived at the time (it's described in the story as one of "the dullest places in all of what currently comprise existence").  Underneath all the weirdness, Gerber did use a lot of autobiographical elements in his work.  It's probably safe to say that Howard is mostly a duck version of Gerber.

*She-Hulk passes through some zany universes on the way to saving the day including a universe populated solely by versions of dictator of Panama Manuel Noriega and then president of the USA George H. W. Bush.  Gerber satirizes a lot of late 1980s/early 1990s American culture here.

Monday, August 27, 2012

The Sensational She-Hulk 15: Gerber Makes Good!

Issue 15 is a fun comic, the first of writer Steve Gerber's that I've read which equals the John Byrne issues in quality.  The story is a continuation of last issue's Howard The Duck/She-Hulk team up, in which Howard, somewhat unwillingly, helps She-Hulk find a place to imprison herself because she's been losing her mind and might hurt innocent people.

Here are some random thoughts on this issue:

*Originally, the Howard/She-Hulk story, "The Cosmic Squish Principle" was billed as four issues long, but by this issue, the second of it, it was now being billed as three issues long.  Perhaps something changed in the plan or Gerber planned it that way along ("squish" is in the title after all); with Gerber, it's hard to know.

*The cliffhanger from last issue ended with She-Hulk losing her superpowers and changing into Jen Walters again, as a result of entering the baloney dimension (literally, a universe populated by lunchmeat--yes, Gerber could still outweird most other writers).  This sets up an interesting plot conflict, which most She-Hulk writers chose not to exploit.  One of the great tensions in Hulk stories is Bruce Banner struggling to control his anger and not turn into his brutish alter ego.  Gerber has Jen Walters transform back into She-Hulk when she is attacked by some strange creatures who eat the baloney in the baloney dimension (after devouring enough baloney, they attempt to eat Jen).  At first, it appears that she has changed back into her alter ego because she got angry, but Gerber ties her transformation into an ancient piece of Hulklore.  In the earliest Hulk stories, Banner would change into The Hulk at nightfall, and this motif provided some good story conflicts as Banner, like a werewolf, would have to race against time to get himself safely stowed somewhere (usually locked up in a cave--yes, I know most caves don't have doors, but it's Marvel Comics, so Banner just built one) before nightfall.  This now happens to Jen; furthermore she changes into a brutish gray Hulk (in the first Hulk story, he was colored gray; Peter David would build on this as well about this time in his Hulk stories).  Presumably at some point, Stan Lee, the co-creator of The Hulk, decided that green made for a better color and that having Banner change into The Hulk out of anger and not the absence of sunlight resulted in more potential stories.  Gerber in this issue decides to do the opposite of Lee.

*Howard is still present, but doesn't do much except go along for the ride.  He gets in enough funny lines though that that's ok.

*In a subplot, Gerber brings back an obscure Golden Age Marvel hero called The Terror.  He is currently living in a nursing home and has to use a wheelchair, but he changes back into his alter ego (some sort of vampirelike creature except he's a good guy) and kills a couple of yuppies who were threatening to close down the nursing home and build condos on the land.  This could be a parody of Byrne bringing back The  Blonde Phantom or just Gerber being weird.

*Gerber also emulates Byrne in bringing back silly villains created by Steve Gerber.  This time it's the team of Doctor Angst, Black Hole, Sitting Bullseye, Tillie The Hun, and, get ready, The Spanker!

*The story is entitled "Secret Warts", which actually relates to the story.  Gerber does make fun of creating a new universe, a reference to Secret Wars writer and former Marvel editor in chief Jim Shooter, who developed a line of "New Universe" comics while he was at Marvel.  The New Universe emerged when The Beyonder, basically God as a comic book character, died at the end of Secret Wars II and created a new universe.  In this universe, there were no super powers until a mysterious event called The White Event happened and some people developed superpowers.  It was basically the Marvel universe starting over in 1986.  Some of the comics were pretty good such as Star Brand and DP7, but some were pretty bad.  The line ultimately failed, but, according to Shooter, the comics weren't given much support at Marvel, which was already getting fairly conservative (count the number of new characters introduced successfully in the 1980s when compared with the 1970s and 1960s--of course, the 1960s and 1970s characters were so successful they did tend to crowd out newcomers; also, creators such as Gerber losing legal control of their creations pretty much guaranteed that most creators would save their best ideas for their own creator-owned work and not Marvel work for hire), so that wasn't a surprise.  It also was an odd way to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the Marvel Universe, which is how it was billed.  Byrne hated Shooter so much that when he took over Star Brand after Shooter left the company he nuked Pittsburgh, Shooter's hometown and the setting of Star Brand, which was written by Shooter, in the storyline (I apologize for the mangled syntax of that last sentence, but hey, it had a lot going on; for example, Pittsburgh just got nuked).  Gerber had his own reasons to dislike Shooter (Shooter was the one who fired him from Howard The Duck--Gerber was often late on deadlines; one time he even wrote an issue on a cross country road trip and phoned it in right before deadline,  Admittedly, it was a good issue, but you can easily see why Shooter would get worried.  In those newsstand days, a comic couldn't ship late--that's why they did fill-in stories in advance or republished old material in case the old "deadline doom" loomed).  Shooter had also poked fun at Gerber in the first issue of Secret Wars II where a television screenwriter gets superpowers from The Beyonder and becomes Thundersword where he takes arms against all the things in America that annoy him.  Despite his name in the comic, that's Steve Gerber.  This issue of She-Hulk appears to be his response.  It's fairly mild, so he obviously disliked Shooter less than Byrne did.  Personally, I liked Shooter.  Marvel Comics were pretty good under him.  But, then again, I didn't have to work for him.

*Byrne appears to have been right about the sales drop on the title after he left.  In the U.S. Postal Service Statement (a legal requirement that periodicals have to publish once a year or so to get cheaper postage or something), average sales of the previous 12 issues were 234,540 while the most recent issue only sold 172,400.  Today, of course, even selling only 172,400 comics would likely make the title the bestselling comic, as the average Marvel comic probably only sells 30,000 copies or so.  Comic readers, at least of the print pamphlet variety, are getting older and dying off.  For the most part, kids today are playing video games and not reading comic books.

Sunday, August 26, 2012

The Sensational She-Hulk 14: The Return Of Howard The Duck!

I missed issue 13, but I picked up 14, which features the return of Howard The Duck, one of my favorite comic characters.  Created by Steve Gerber, Howard is a working class duck from a world where ducks are the dominant life form.  He fell into a dimensional nexus and ended up on Earth living among us "hairless apes", as Howard calls us.  Basically, this story is a Marvel Team-Up featuring Howard and She-Hulk.

Here are some random thoughts on this issue:

*Fabio appears in a video-game ad dressed as a barbarian.  He doesn't make a very good barbarian.  Even with the long hair, he's too well-groomed.

*Writer Steve Gerber introduces a new race of extraterrestrials called The Critics.  They're a funny takeoff on Marvel's Watchers extraterrestrials, who sit around observing the universe.  The Critics are similar, except they critique the universe too.

*A giant plunger fixes a black hole out in space.  Gerber did some research on physics and was obviously having fun with it.  Between that and the return of Howard (Gerber hadn't written his creation since the 1970s), Gerber came up with a more inspired issue than his previous She-Hulks.  The comic still isn't very good, but it's a step forward from the previous Gerber issues I've read.

*The connection between Howard and She-Hulk would occasionally be picked up by later writers (Gerber likely just shoved Howard into the series so he could write him again) and the two characters would be teammates in a mini-series called Fear Itself:  Fearsome Four.

*Gerber had fought Marvel for ownership of Howard, but more or less lost the legal struggle.  However, he did retain some rights in the settlement which ended the ordeal.  One of them can be found on the splash page of the issue where he is credited with the creation of the character.

*When the story opens, Howard is still living in Cleveland, Ohio USA.  Gerber had no connection to the city.  He made it the setting of Howard so he could use Cleveland jokes, popular in the 1970s (it was the era of "The Mistake On The Lake", the river catching on fire, the mayor's hair catching on fire, the mayor's wife turning down the president's invitation to visit the White House because it was her bowling night, the city going bankrupt, the sports teams all sucking, yuk, yuk, yuk), in the series.

*The title of the story, "A Baloney Place Of Dying", is a parody of the then recent Batman story in which Robin died, "A Lonely Place Of Dying".  In a notorious incident, fans voted on 900 telephone lines whether The Joker should kill Robin or not.  They voted to kill him.  Don't worry, it's comics; he got better eventually.  He wasn't the original Robin anyway.

*More Howard next issue too!

Saturday, August 25, 2012

The Sensational She-Hulk 12: A Fabulous Fill-In!

This issue is a fill-in issue by writer Peter David, and it's actually better than a number of issues by the regular creators.  David apparently had an affinity for the character (which is probably not surprising since he was the regular writer of her cousin The Hulk at the time); in fact, he would be the last ongoing writer of She-Hulk when her title was brought back in the 2000s (yes, this title gets canceled, but not for another fifty issues or so).  The plot of the issue concerns She-Hulk being invited to Hollywood to visit the set of a movie about her.  David keeps the metafiction approach of earlier writer John Byrne and the result is an entertaining and funny story.

Here are some random thoughts on the issue:

*The joke use of X-Men on the cover was probably an attempt to boost sales, but it did tie into the story (Hollywood, as usual, takes license with the truth and has She-Hulk join the X-Men in her bio movie, though she never actually did that).  According to John Byrne, the sales declined from 300,000 copies per month when he left to 40,000 at the time he returned to the title a couple of years later (one would think that Steve Gerber's first ongoing title in a decade would have had better sales, but terrible stories such as the two previous issues apparently made for a quick honeymoon), so the title probably needed all the help it could get to halt the slide.  The X-Men were red-hot at the time and Marvel was slapping "X" on everything to cash in.  The following year, 1991, the first issue of an X-Men comic would sell over eight million copies, likely the bestselling single comic book of all time.

*With Bobbie Chase as editor and Trina Robbins and Glynis Oliver as part of the art team, She-Hulk probably came the closest to an all-female creative team as she ever would in her regular title.  I don't believe that She-Hulk's ever had a female writer as her ongoing writer.  That would have been interesting.

*David makes fun of the terrible Marvel Comics movies of the times such as Fantastic Four, Captain America, and Punisher, albeit subtly.  At the time, movies of Marvel characters were terrible while DC's Batman movie was not only good, but the biggest film of the year (1989).

Friday, August 24, 2012

The Sensational She-Hulk 11: Enter The 1990s

The first 1990s issue of She-Hulk was rather underwhelming.  She dukes it out with Pseudoman, a Steve Gerber badguy used to make fun of the superficialness of American culture.  Unfortunately, the comic itself is very superficial so the social commentary is a bit of a wash.  I have no random thoughts about this issue other than that it is pretty bad.  It is interesting to note that She-Hulk was Marvel's only female character at the time to have her own title, sort of the Marvel equivalent to Wonder Woman.  That's probably because it's difficult to fight crime while wearing high heels.