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Monday, June 13, 2016

The Closest That I Ever Expect To Get To Heaven

The Red Fez has published my poem "The Closest That I Ever Expect To Get To Heaven".
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Author of the novels Blog Love Omega Glee, Edna's Employment Agency, Fast Guy Slows Down, Frequently Asked Questions About Being Dead, The Front Yard War, and The Pornographic Flabbergasted Emus. More of his writing can be found in the Library and more about him in this brief Bio. To contact him (say you need some creative help or need some writing done), please inquire via email (wredfright AT AT AT yahoo.com), or leave a comment somewhere on Wredfright.Com. He also is a musician. His latest album is Old New Battered Blue.
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The Front Yard War

The Front Yard War
The Front Yard War might make you piss yourself laughing, but I won't pay your laundry bill.

Fast Guy Slows Down

Fast Guy Slows Down
A novel about an elderly superhero who enjoys pooping on world leaders.

Edna's Employment Agency

Edna's Employment Agency
Edna's Employment Agency is a hilarious novel about life at a temp agency.

Frequently Asked Questions About Being Dead

Frequently Asked Questions About Being Dead
A comedic novel about life after death

Blog Love Omega Glee

Blog Love Omega Glee
Two bloggers fall in love as the world falls apart in this dystopian comedic novel set in 2012.

The Pornographic Flabbergasted Emus

The Pornographic Flabbergasted Emus
A humorous novel about a garage rock band in a college town.

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