2008 Third Party Presidential Candidates Sonnet

If the Democrat makes you want to gag
And the Republican makes you queasy,
Then casting a ballot sure ain't easy.
But a third party may zig to your zag.

Nader can play a spoiler yet again.
Megally Megally has a cool name.
Bob Barr (B.B.) notes that guns are no shame.
Jon the Impaler impales now and then.

John Taylor Bowles thinks he is the white choice.
Rep. McKinney brings the black to the green.
Brian Moore waves the red flag to be seen.
Alcohol blues give Gene Amondson voice.

If these people want to be president,
Do you still want to be a resident?