by The Bodyslam Poet
Crusher, I declare that I will crush you!
In my headlock you will turn bluer than blue!
I will squeeze and squeeze and squeeze and squeeze . . .
Until you beg “Please, Oh, please, please, please, please!”
Then we will see the effects
Of my bodyslam and suplex
From turnbuckle to turnbuckle we shall go
For I am the champ and you are my foe
Oh, it has long been my dream
To make you shriek and scream
Will I pin you or make you submit?
Either way, I’ll pop you like a zit!
An introvert walks into a bar
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This article is from 2019, but Googling my own site, it seems I never
published it here until today.Once a week I treat myself to breakfast at a
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