Blog Love Omega Glee: I Sing Of Singularity (19 October 2012)

While taking a break in the back alley behind Yaws, a text arrives in Francine's phone from Evil Journalista: "What did u do yesterday?"

Francine starts to type out a reply, but another text from E.J. dings in: "Bet u dont remember".

Francine thinks about what she did. Did she hang out with Jake? She probably worked on her blog, but she can't remember what she posted exactly. What did she do?

Another text dings in: "Dick ripped a hole in time HAARP V2K".

"HAARP? Voice to skull? What's Journalista on about?" Francine wonders.

Another text: "Another crazy scheme to rig the election didnt work".

Then another: "Tripping my balls off @ the time so i was immune".

Francine manages to get off one of her proper English texts: "I don't remember. You're right."

EJ: "Did play poker with dead great aunt tho".

Francine types: "Huh?"

EJ: "Things come thru the hole she wasn't dead @ time she was in 1949".

Francine texts: "Are you drunk?"

EJ: "y? r u?"

Francine: "No. I'm at work. What are you talking about? Can you send me an email with the details?"

EJ: "No just came off new experimental drug dont think Im going to remember figured only u wouldnt think im nuts serious something wrong with time science geek told ".

Francine: "What?"

EJ: "Damn 160 char limit! science geek told me she was there said reality turned inside out 2 colleagues died she leaked 2 me i knew my trip was different from usual".

Francine: "Interesting! I'll see if anyone else remembers yesterday. I'll check yesterday's newspaper."

EJ: "SG said time filled in the holes as best it could newspaper will look normal it wont say shit u think u remember but ure missin a day workin on me now".

EJ: "now she dont remember wonders why shes here in bondage gear told her she owes me $250 4 session figured i better tell before i forget hope she gives me $250 2".

EJ: "Existence has been working its way 2 greater and greater diversity now its begun 2 turn other way back 2 singularity were fucked Mayans right im fading fuck tel".

Francine: "I'm trying to get my head around what you're saying, but it's hard to believe."

After she sends her last text, a few minutes pass without a response and Francine is about to turn off her phone and head back into Yaws when a text from EJ arrives: "Hard to believe what?"

Francine: "That we're missing a day, that there's a hole in time."

EJ: "r u drunk?"

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