Blog Love Omega Glee: You'll Have To Scream Louder; I Can't Hear You Without My Hearing Aid (21 July 2012)

The Panty Sniffer has just been told by Grapple Groove general manager Jack "The Dripper" Driphoski that if The Sniffer does not find the championship belt by next week, then he will be stripped of the title and have to pay for a new belt.

This angle has been going on so long that Jake wonders if The Sniffer really did lose the belt.

Just as The Sniffer is about to leave the ring, Martin "The Smart One" Black appears at the top of the entrance ramp. Wearing a purple suit this week, Black grins like an imp and says, "It looks like you're in a jam, Sniffer. Want me to use my big brain to help you out?"

The Sniffer stays in the ring and a production assistant hands him a microphone. "I fell for that bait and switch last week from The Friend You Forgot. I'm not going to fall for it again this week. I'm not that forgetful," he says.

"Well, hear me out first. The Friend tried to weasel his way into a championship match he didn't deserve. I'm not like him. I will help you out, but I do want a championship match in return for my client, who, unlike The Friend, is deserving of one. In any case, this person I'm going to introduce you to next is a bit forgetful as well, but I hope you remember him," Black says and waves to the side of the entrance ramp stage.

A large old white man dressed in a black suit toddles in and stands next to Black. Some of the crowd, recognizing him, starts to cheer. "That's right, the newest addition to my stable of wrestlers isn't so new. Welcome back, Alger Hisses!" Black says and raises Hisses's left hand in the air.

The arena video screens start playing a clip of Hisses working as a WWWWWW trainer. A ripped Arab-American bodybuilder laughs at the idea of being taught wrestling by the old man. The next clip shows the bodybuilder on the mat with Hisses's legs wrapped around the bodybuilder's trunk. One of Hisses's arms has twisted one of the bodybuilder's arms behind the other one. With Hisses's free hand he plays a rhumba beat by slapping the bodybuilder's chest. The bodybuilder screams in pain as he gets stretched this way and that, like dough being shaped by a baker. Hisses looks on at the bodybuilder and says, "You'll have to scream louder. I can't hear you without my hearing aid, and until I hear you I'm not letting go."

Hisses finally releases the hold and the bodybuilder crawls away whimpering. Hisses chuckles and says, "Next."

The video clip ends and Black says, "Some of you younger folks may know this man from his role as the WWWWWW's chief trainer, but previous to that he was a championship winning wrestler himself. Well, I look at him and think he still has what it takes to win gold. So, what do you think, Sniffer? I'll help you out and in return you give Alger Hisses a title match. He may be old, and a little hard of hearing, but I think you'll agree that based on his background my client deserves a shot at the championship belt!"

Hisses puts his hand over his left ear and leans in near Black, "Belt? I've got a belt already."

Hisses starts to take off his belt, then his pants.

Black hisses at Hisses, "Put your pants back on!"

Hisses looks puzzled, "Dance? You want to dance? That's kind of strange, but all right."

Hisses grabs Black and they start to tango, Hisses's pants dragging as they go.

The Sniffer says, "All right, you got a deal. After all, I beat The Friend You Forgot last week. I'm pretty sure I can handle Fred Astaire over there. Just help me find my belt!"

Hisses stops dancing and lets go of Black, who tumbles over. Hisses leans over and picks up his belt. He holds it up and looks at The Sniffer, "Belt? You need a belt?"

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