Francine notes that everything seems to be going a bit sour lately. The weather's been crazy, jumping between excessive heat and sudden cold. The economy continues to flatline. People are acting meaner than usual to one another. For example, Jake's been grumpy ever since he got laid off. He used to complain about his job. Now he complains about not having one. Even Masani, as sweet a person as Francine can imagine existing, seems irritable lately. What, or as any good conspiracy theorist knows, who is behind all of this?
Could it be The Aliens?
Maybe Al-Qaeda?
Perhaps The American Civil Liberties Union?
How about The Antichrist?
The Ancient Atlanteans?
The Beatles? The Bilderbergers? The Bush Family? The Catholic Church? The Central Intelligence Agency? The Clintons? The Club Of Rome? The Committee Of 300? The Communist Party Of America? Congress? Conservatives? The Council On Foreign Relations? The Cult Of Cthulhu? The Defense Department? The Democratic Party? The Elders Of Zion? Elvis Presley? The Federal Reserve System? The Ford Foundation? The Freemasons? Germany? The Gnomes Of Zurich? God? The Government? Greenpeace? The Hermetic Order Of The Golden Dawn? The Holocaust Deniers? The Homosexual Agenda? Illegal Immigrants? The Illuminati? The Infidels? The Internal Revenue Service? The Jews? The John Birch Society? The Kennedy Assassins? Kissinger Associates, Inc.? The Ku Klux Klan? The Knights Of Malta? The Knights Templar? Liberals? Lyndon LaRouche? The Mafia? The Man? The Mayans? Men In Black? The Merovingians? The Military-Industrial Complex? The Militia Movement? Mothman? The Muslim Brotherhood? NASA? The National Association For The Advancement Of Colored People? The Nazis? The New World Order? The NSA? The Octopus? The Oil Industry? Opus Dei? The Orangemen? Lee Harvey Oswald? People On Welfare? The Priory Of Zion? The Queen Of England? The Republicans? The Rich? The Rockefellers? The Rosicrucians? The Rothchilds? Saddam Hussein? Santa Claus? Satan? Skull And Bones? The Swift Boat Veterans For Truth? The Three Tramps? The Trilateral Commission? UFOs? The United Nations? The Von Erichs? The Watergate Burglars? Women In Black? The World Trade Organization? X? Your Parents? That Zebra At The Zoo?
Francine doesn't know, but she does know that whatever you do when you're looking for someone to blame for your problems, don't ever look in the mirror!
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