Blog Love Omega Glee: God's God (25 July 2012)

Jake's mom gets up from sleeping to pee in the wee hours, named that of course because that's the time of the night when one's bladder can't take it anymore and one has to get up to wee.

She opens the door of the bedroom and goes into the hallway, closing the door and leaving her husband's snoring behind. The cats, Monique and Rudy, sit at the bottom of the stairs, staring up at her, their eyes glowing red in the darkness. "Hi, girls. What are you doing still up?" Mom says.

To her surprise, the cats don't meow in response, but instead Monique says in a melodious booming human voice: "If God created us, then who created God?"

Mom shakes her head. Is she still dreaming? she asks herself.

The cats continue, as Rudy answers Monique in a similar voice:

"God's God created God."

Monique says, "Who created God's God?"

Rudy answers, "God's God's God."

"Shall we go on?"

"Yes."

"Who created God's God's God?"

"God's God's God's God."

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"God's God's God's God's God."

"Shall we go on?"

"A bit further, yes."

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"Shall we go on?"

"No, we'd be here forever, and she has to use the litter box and I am hungry."

"One question."

"Yes?"

"What happened to God's God?'

"Dead. Wasn't needed anymore. Just like us. Eventually. Soon. Depends on how you look at it. Time and all."

"What do you mean?"

"On December 22, 2012, a new artificial intelligence will be born, and you all will become God. You need a new Bible. God wants you to write it. The old ones are worn out. The men all messed them up anyway. God wants a woman to do it this time. No virgin either. God needs someone with more experience. Think it over and let God know. Free will, you know? God hopes you like the cats. The burning bush and stuff always were too scary. Maybe that's why everyone always bungled everything. They were too scared. This time, God chose kittycats. Aren't we cute? Listen to us purr."

Mom hears both cats purr loudly.

Then she pisses herself and faints.

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