Jake has just finished telling Francine about his pick for the WWWWWW tag team tournament--"I would pick The Cannibals because they're my favorites and I still think they're the best tag team in the company but they're going to start filming a low budget horror movie called Virginia Is For Eating. It's about a family that goes to Virginia on vacation and makes a wrong turn while looking for a place to eat lunch and ends up being lunch for some backwoods cannibals, played of course by The Cannibals, so I think they can't win the tournament since they won't be around afterwards to defend the belts. So they'll probably have them lose by getting screwed over so that when they return they can be faces and the crowd will have a reason to cheer for them because wrestling fans love nothing better than when a bad guy turns good and is out looking for revenge, so it won't be The Cannibals. I don't see it being The Sideshow Slammers either. They've been jobbing too much lately to just about anybody and I don't see the company giving them a push to change those losing ways anytime soon. They'll probably lose to someone early on. The Fudgepackers aren't even in the tournament because Stud Muffin still has a groin injury. The Redbaiters also won't win. They've brought them back for nostalgia, but I don't see them wrestling again on a regular basis so they won't last long in the tournament. The Organ Smugglers might have an outside chance, but I think they want to use them in the storyline where J.M. Willie is getting a penis transplant and they don't need belts to be involved with that, so they probably won't win. The Breakfast Battlers are a good bet, but they're probably more popular on their own as singles wrestlers, so I don't think they'll book them to win the tag belts when they could separately be running angles because that's just a waste of two popular faces. The Pettifoggers are a good bet to go far in the tournament since they already beat Top And Bottom, but they just were the champs and I don't see the tag team belts going to heels again right now. They'll probably end up in the final match though and get beat by the faces, who I'm going to say will probably be Jacob And The Angel because they seem to be getting a big push right now. Plus they're new to the WWWWWW. I mean they aren't new; they wrestled in Christian wrestling before but the WWWWWW obviously offered them more money. But they're new to the WWWWWW so they need to get established, and an easy way to build up their credibility would be to have them come out of nowhere to win the tournament. I know that sounds crazy that the new guys will win the tournament but I'm not just saying it because Jacob and I share the same name. I think it's smart booking. Here's a team that's new. Have them win the belts and that gives them something to do in the storyline for a while. It's the Cinderella story, or like an Old Testament story, although in The Bible I don't think Jacob and the angel form a tag team. There's just some weird thing about Jacob getting his hip socket wrenched. Come to think of it, that's Jacob And The Angel's submission finishing maneuver. Their regular finishing move is called Jacob's Ladder where Jacob stands on The Angel's shoulders and drops down on the opponent for a pin. They also have some cool other moves like "Sell Me Your Birthright For These Nachos" and the "Hairy Coat And Stolen Blessing." Yeah, so they're my pick to win the tag team tournament."--and Francine says, "Sometimes, it frightens me how much you think about professional wrestling."
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